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Joke of the Day

"""I want my country back"" is a fair and accurate thing to say if at one point in your life you owned the country."

"www.google.corn"

"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"If I weren't such a genus I'd be more specific."

"In a misguided attempt to become a superhero I let a spider bite me. My super power became crying louder than a newborn."

"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"

"Did you hear about the avon lady ? Max Factor"

"*holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up an opened lap top* this is my sound cloud, please check it out"

"Emperor Sleepoleon, we urge you to change your name to appear less lazy to your people. Oui, I shall dial it back, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY"

"I had skylights installed at my place last night and I don't get why the people who live upstairs aren't okay with this."