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Joke of the Day

"You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will."

"My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time."

"What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce."

"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts."

"Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay"

"The Indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. He had Hindigestion."

"When life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic."

"Went to see a show about the dictionary. It was a play on words."

"If a tomato gets put in a coma for being gay is it a fruit or a vegetable? ...its a hate crime"