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Joke of the Day

"If you're American & I ever hear you use the word ""whilst,"" this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock."

"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""

"I've had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. I've started seeing someone else."

"Life is just better when you're laughing."

"What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common? They both like a tight seal"

"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."

"Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot."

"I was sitting in traffic today and I got run over."

"How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb? 2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures."

"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."