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Joke of the Day

"How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy? Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back."

"I once went five years without having sex then I turned six and my uncle raped me"

"I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all."

"Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math text book.."

"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"

"Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls."

"What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher? A subwoofer."

"I'm at my most Mexican when I'm chatting about a movie and I suddenly pronounce Antonio Banderas like a Telemundo newscaster."

"Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election."

"If you think it's ""uncool"" to love America, why don't you go see how ""cool"" it is to live in a country that doesn't have toilets or pizza."