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Joke of the Day

"My grocery store keeps rearranging the produce section. If I need to work this hard to find bananas, there better be a damn tropical breeze!"

"What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you."

"How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music."

"Woke up late, so I put Red Bull in the coffee machine instead of water. Got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my fucking car!"

"What's pink, bubbling and tapping on glass? a baby in a microwave."

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"HAD LOTS OF ESPRESSO. TWEETING FROM THE MOON. I LIVE HERE NOW. IT IS NOT MADE OUT OF CHEESE. 1 OUT OF 5 STARS: NOT RECOMMENDED"

"What do farmers say when something is important to them? It plays a big tractor."

"The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down."

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"