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Joke of the Day
"What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...? ""At least I'm not black"""
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"How do your trigger a SJW? Oops."
"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""
"Why is Mrs Trump always on top? Because Donald can only fuck up."
"Dinosaur 911: what's ur emergency Dinosaur: A FIREBALL IN THE SKY IS FLYIN AT US Dinosaur 911: is it the sun Dinosaur: haha probably. bye"
"Hey it's Bill Gates! Mr. Gates, why was 6 afraid of 7? ""I don't know, because 7 8 10?"""
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."
"*sees a spider* I'm going to kill him *turn around to get a shoe* *turns back around and spider has 8 shoes* Alright, let's be cool here"
"[me narrating a documentary about whales] look at these useless fat rubber sea pigs"