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Joke of the Day
"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"
Next Joke
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"
"Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention? Because he was Snowden!"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"
"What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really Us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?"
"Say what you will about deaf people..."
"Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg and a life-long question was answered... Turns out, it was the chicken!"
"Jokes about white sugar are common, but brown sugar? Demerara. "
"What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey."
"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."