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Joke of the Day

"Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg and a life-long question was answered... Turns out, it was the chicken!"

"Two guys are drinking at the country club bar... First guy says, ""Hey, you want to go play some golf?"" Second guy says, ""No, not today."" ""Why not?"" ""Because I never drink and drive."""

"Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda? The Czech engine light is always on."

"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"

"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."

"If a groom is a person that takes care of a horse, why don't they call the bride a jockey?"

"Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet."

"If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear it... then what was a tree doing in the kitchen?"

"The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision"

"A Blonde on her way to Disneyland... ...saw a sign that said ""Disneyland, Left"", so she turned around and went home."