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Joke of the Day
"What is the fastest animal in the world? The Ethiopian chicken."
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"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."
"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."
"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"New Rule Prizefighters are now allowed to bring a loaded gun to a fist fight."
"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"
"Sadly.. ..some frogs have been known to Kermit suicide"
"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"
"For me, bondage was life-changing... Turns out I have a major latex allergy"
"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"