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Joke of the Day

"Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping... Not me, though. I ain't afraid of nuttin!"

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and asks out loud ""who had sex with my wife!?"" A voice up the back said, ""you don't have enough bullets!"""

"[Walking into the gym Jan 1st] Trainer: Hello! This is a great life change you're making. Me: [confused] This used to be an Olive Garden.."

"I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs... It's bears repeating."

"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."

"Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!"

"What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate? 888 MSG"

"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."

"Q: Why do pigs make good spies? A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito."

"You know what really burns my ass? A midget with a lighter."