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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend used to go down on me all the time... ...so I fixed the puncture"

"How does Australians have sex? They mate"

"Did you hear about the old Italian chef? He pasta way"

"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"

"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"

"The other day I saw two squirrels making noises at each other as if they were arguing. You could say they were squarreling."

"What's yellow and flys through walls? A magic banana..."

"""oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm"" - what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow"

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"

"A small agency has opened in the UK to sell potential extremists to ISIS. Not surprisingly, business is booming."