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Joke of the Day

"A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places."

"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."

"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."

"My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas."

"TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in"

"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"

"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."

"This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep."

"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"I have to poop like the Joker... really, really bad."