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Joke of the Day
"Why is Helium so trustworthy? Because HE's noble."
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"A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it."
"My penis is jealous because... baby, you just blew my mind"
"Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you."
"I bet Nutritionist-Dieticians instagram the food pyramid a lot"
"Canada has crack?"
"TIFU by Mixing up my Pastor's Sandwich Order at Subway! Whoops, wrong *sub*."
"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""
"""When someone is mad at you, that's THEIR problem"" and other advice from my upcoming book, Where Did All My Friends Go'"
"What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in? The Woof of Wall Street."