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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck."
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"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"
"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."
"How many black guys does it take to cook chicken? None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen."
"When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives."
"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."
"Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks."
"A man walks into a bar . . . He says ""Ow""."
"Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn"
"Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?"