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Joke of the Day
"How did the Mexican want his sex? Orale, homes!"
Next Joke
"[date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Girl: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?"
"conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes."
"""How do you know that God isn't a woman?"" Because I'm not a sandwich."
"A man fighting a war finds an ancient lance capable of healing wounds rather than creating them. He names the weapon ""Ambu-lance"""
"Not impressed with the speed of the internet back in my day, I could open my bedroom window in the fall and get Chile."
"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."
"Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"
"Roses are red, except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors."