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Joke of the Day

"How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground? The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)"

"Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra."

"How do you circumcise a Trump supporter? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Blonde joke Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, like, nobody does!"""

"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."

"Adulthood is where you get excited over a new trash can. *blank stare*"

"Name a bird which doesn't lay eggs? any male bird"

"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."

"The actual secret ingredient on most Iron Chefs is forehead sweat."

"[Rappers job interview] Boss: What is your biggest weakness? Me: My rhyme game is weak. I can't speak. I'm a geek. Birds have feathers."