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Joke of the Day

"What's the problem with a Jewish football team? you're gonna need a new squad as soon as soon as they hit the showers"

"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."

"What's the best thing about blow job? 5 minutes' silence"

"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"

"Why can't a schizophrenic kleptomaniac become President? He always takes office clothes."

"Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!"

"When is a one not one? When it's too"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"

"i went to a wedding for two antennae The ceremony was pretty bad, but the reception was amazing"

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."