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Joke of the Day
"The easiest way to a man's heart? It's between the fourth and fifth ribs"
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent."
"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."
"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"
"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"
"Quitting smoking is the easiest thing I've ever done. I've quit hundreds of times."
"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."
"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."
"What did Pongo say to Goofy at the Annual Disney Dog Conference? I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."
"What's the biggest advantage to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."