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Joke of the Day
"The easiest way to a man's heart? It's between the fourth and fifth ribs"
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"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"Just found out that 'aaaaarrrrggghhhh' isn't a real word I can't tell you how angry I am"
"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"
"""Still hung. Over."" -- well endowed truck driver."
"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""
"Me and the wife 88'ed last night. It's like 69'ing, but for fat people."
"I really hope the rise of the machines doesn't involve my laptop camera taping me look at stuff on the internet."
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"
"9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys."