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Joke of the Day
"How does Darts Vader eat spaghetti? With the force and knife."
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"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."
"After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support."
"I saw a one legged man with no arms at the ATM today... He asked me to help him check his balance.... So I pushed the fucker over."
"What do you call a Chinese underage hooker? Sum Yung Ho"
"What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?"
"Hey girl, how 'bout some head? - Henry VIII"
"4k tvs? no thanks i only need one"
"You had a panic attack on the elevator, so no, you can't go with me to buy drugs"
"One time I got fired for being too drunk. Not for being drunk. For being too drunk. I miss that place."