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Joke of the Day

"In the days before the Internet... did black people watch Cops to see what their family and friends were up to?"

"What is the black kid getting for Christmas? Your T.V."

"The Energizer Bunny is starting a career in porn... They put his batteries in backwards and he keeps coming and coming and coming."

"Seafaring language makes me uncomfortable, so no, I would not like a chips ahoy cookie or any other maritime treats, thank you."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."

"What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale"

"Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called ""Erectile Dysfunction""? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came."

"Why do we all need a Jew for a friend? Because he'll never give you a penny for your thoughts, he'll never put his two cents in, & he'll never drop a dime on you!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. People repeating the same movie quotes over and over until words have no meaning peanut tambourine ocelot"

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"