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Joke of the Day
"How do you starve a black person? The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit"
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"What do successful businessmen and aids patients have in common They both take risks and get positive results"
"The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back."
"What did the black kid get on his SAT's? Barbeque sauce."
"BELLHOP: May I take care of your bags? ME: Of course! BELLHOP: [gently applies seven layers of concealer under my eyes]"
"Feudalism It's your count that votes."
"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."
"Q: What do massage therapists eat for dinner? A: Spa-ghetti."
"Chinese couple climbs into bed She says, ""so what should we do tonight?"" He says, ""how about 69?"" She says, ""beef and broccoli? At this hour?"""
"Two dyslexics are walking down the street... ""Can you smell dog shit?"" asks the first. ""I can't even smell my own name"" replies the other"