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Joke of the Day
"So i recently came over my ex... Hit her right in the eye! Sorry."
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"Where does Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives"
"Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team I hope he holds our flag high."
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"What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles? The sphinxster ...."