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Joke of the Day
"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."
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"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"
"Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him."
"If an officer... Ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say ""het tebahpla"""
"I'm not exactly sure who Pavlov is... But the name does ring a bell."
"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"
"Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?"
"Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal Now the men can finally marry their brothers"
"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."
"I started volunteering with children today. Should I use anti-bacterial hand gel, or is spraying them in the face with Lysol enough?"