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Joke of the Day
"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."
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"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."
"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"
"What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They both know when you are sleeping."
"Rihanna should date Lebron... he never beats anyone."
"Don't do drugs Without me"
"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"
"This girl said she could see a bulge in my swim shorts and I was flattered. I looked down at my crotch and she said, ""The other side."""