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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."
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"Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress. All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done."
"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."
"I hear Christian girls give really good moral."
"Recently, 218 Italian MPs signed a bipartisan bill for the legalization of marijuana...[x-post from r/trees] They're basically in joint support, for *joint* support. I'll show myself out."
"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"
"I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid."
"Hey girl, are you a fan? Because you're obsessive and loud"
"Why was the calendar depressed? His days were numbered."
"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"