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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."
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"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."
"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"
"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"
"How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light"
"Fall? More like fail [watches as the leaf from a tree gracefully falls to the ground in the beautiful cycle that is nature] loser tree lol"
"How do you pick up a feminist? Like a bowling ball."
"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."
"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."
"What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God."