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Joke of the Day
"What's a sheep's favourite band? Ewe 2"
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"Due to the downturn in the economy my friend has had to close down his salt stall. He's really feeling the pinch."
"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"
"I just grilled a chicken for 8 hours. And it still didn't tell me why it crossed the road."
"Baby baby... Poopy. (This joke was written by a three year old I know.)"
"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."
"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"
"Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long."
"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."
"You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico? Don't drink the water."