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Joke of the Day
"Baby baby... Poopy. (This joke was written by a three year old I know.)"
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"So a Syrian refugee walks into a bar in Hungary. No, he doesn't."
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"parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock! clock: 11:01 me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now"
"A woman met a guy at a bar... ...and asked him what he did for a living. ""I'm a jockey,"" he said. ""But I thought jockeys had to be small,"" she said. ""You're average-sized."" ""This is my day off."""
"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."
"If I ever noticed you waving frantically from inside a burning building I would totally wave back because I'm polite."
"You know what's odd about those girls at Starbucks? They, like, literally can't, even."