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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff ba dum tsssshhh"
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"Me: damn, doc I'm losing my hair. What can you give me to keep it in? Dr.: a plastic bag"
"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"
"Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one."
"Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle they put it around her neck"
"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"
"Why did the groom want his bride to wear white? He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge."
"Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor? Because he swept for 20 years."
"Told my kid he better not steal another candy bar cuz ""we don't have time to get arrested"" if you're looking for a parenting role model."
"just saw a political argument on twitter that ended with everyone deciding that they disagreed but respected each other's opinions lol jk"