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Joke of the Day

"People call me peanut-butter... Because everywhere I go, folks be gettin' jelly."

"What's better than 29 year olds? 20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry"

"If the sprayer in the sink can't get it off and the dishwasher can't get it off then I assume it's just meant to be a part of the pan."

"So Muhammad Ali died recently and... I made the huge mistake telling my Muslim friend."

"I ordered the special at a gay Chinese restaurant... The first course was the cream of summ yun gai"

"Someone tweets ""pizza,"" I want pizza. Someone tweets ""donut,"" I want a donut. Someone tweets ""kale,"" I want pizza and a donut."

"3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home."

"How do you catch a bear? 1. Dig a big hole 2. Fill the hole with ash 3. Place peas all around the hole 4. Finally, when the bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ash-hole"

"Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album."

"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"