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"Molestation, mo'problems"
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"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."
"Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia."
"Donkey kong, king kong, and a smart blonde fight on top of the empire state building. Who wins? None of them, they don't exist!"
"I was playing snooker with my mate, Dave, down the pub last night. We finished setting the table up and he said to me, ""do you wanna break?"" ""We've haven't even started yet, you lazy cunt!"""
"Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group."
"Dropped my wallet today & a homeless guy chased me down to give it back. I was so moved I took out all of my money & gave him a free wallet."
"If you're looking for me to be more tasteful and tender, marinate me in whiskey."
"I have two kids, five and seven Silly names I know."
"What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck? Paddy O'Furniture"