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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular style in Moscow salons? A brushin."
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"Today punched man a me That was out of order"
"I applied for a Cashier job at Wal-Mart the other day.. But they said that those 4 positions were already filled."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"
"so m'lady walks into a bar ouch."
"Which number confuses people? 82"
"Ted Cruz is going to be in a movie Dummy Does Dallas"
"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"
"When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."
"I like musical instruments that you blow into. They're pretty... *Breathtaking*"