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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular style in Moscow salons? A brushin."
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"John McAfee's doing paper work to become president... Time for America to become bloated and slow..."
"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? elephino. (Hell if I know)"
"What is the most painful Russian dance? Tchaikovsky's *The Nutcracker*."
"Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat."
"How do you get the emo out of the tree? Cut the rope."
"If you put on BBC news and told me it was Downton Abbey, I'd watch for like 20 min before I asked ""For real, tho?"""
"what is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ"
"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"
"Never trust an atom... They make up everything!"