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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the billboard company who only did JPEG files? I heard they got a lot of stretch marks."

"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."

"What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light? A sunny day in Seattle."

"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"

"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"FOUR RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 1) get her home by 11 p.m. 2) so we can chill 3) i have mario party 4) be my friend"

"The sun is so self centered... It acts like the world revolves around it."

"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."

"As 1000 year old necromancers, my wife and I have debated a lot. Like with the war in the middle east, she thinks it's justified, but then I bring up the dead."

"I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves."