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Joke of the Day

"What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL"

"You know what's the worst thing about having sex with 28 year olds? You have to keep track of all twenty of 'em"

"I just thought up a really nerdy joke... How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**"

"Not sure if my cooking skills have improved or taste buds have adapted."

"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That's my dog. My dog does that."

"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."

"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"

"I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!"

"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."

"Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance"