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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe no one told me that cows can't walk down stairs. Now I'm stuck with all these attic cows."

"How do you tell if a cat is a creative thinker? They shit outside the box."

"Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] ""No comet."""

"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."

"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"

"What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker"

"Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"

"Teacher and John Teacher: John. Give me a sentence beginning with ""I"". Paul: I is the... Teacher: No, John . You must say ""I am"" not ""I is."" John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."