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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe no one told me that cows can't walk down stairs. Now I'm stuck with all these attic cows."

"First person to build a clock had no idea how long it took."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. ""Baa-Dum-Tss"""

"Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them."

"I thought the wife was joking... ...when she said she wanted to go to Switzerland for a Monkees concert. Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva"

"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."

"*Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*"

"WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward."

"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"

"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"