156962

Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if a cat is a creative thinker? They shit outside the box."

"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."

"The problem with political jokes... ...is that they always get elected."

"What's the difference between a chicken and a pussy? A chicken is easier to eat if you bone it first."

"How Swift is Kanye? About as West as Taylor"

"Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive."

"Did you hear about the atom that was caught stealing electrons? He was arrested and charged. ...this is the stuff I come up with while procrastinating studying for finals."

"My Grandpa has a French rifle from WWII It was never fired, but it was dropped once."

"Why was Santa in the asylum? He lost his SANTAty"

"I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page. After all, I've definitely seen it there before."