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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker"
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"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."
"How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world? All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it."
"What is Donald Trump's rap name? Toupee Fiasco"
"A Man Got Into a Fight at a Strip Club He lost, but in the end he fought hard."
"DATING TIP: add Free Wi-Fi' to your dating profile"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"
"My professor asked me to define narcissism I said ""It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."""
"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""