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Joke of the Day
"Two Gay Men Walk Into A Bar One sits down, the other says ""Can I push your stool in?"""
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"TIFU by messing up someone's sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!"
"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"
"The average person has sex 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!"
"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"
"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"God's last name isn't damn. Well technically it's ""Jean God Van Damn"""
"My grandma started dying in the living room Well, I guess it isn't the living room anymore."
"A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it ""liked the first half, hated the second. "" he said"