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Joke of the Day
"Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I'm worth it goddamnit."
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"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."
"My 8 told me he likes Skillrex because it sounds like what Transformers would sound like if they quit saving the world and formed a band."
"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""
"""Mornin' sweetie, for breakfast we have marzipan filled, double layered raspberry pastries. Yum!"" ""Poptarts, mom. They're called Poptarts."""
"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? A Cameron Diaz"
"Have you ever eaten African food... Neither have they"
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""
"Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin."