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Joke of the Day

"How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look a squirrel!"

"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives out a little wine!"

"If someone ever tells you your clothing style is gay, just say, yeah it came out of the closet this morning."

"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."

"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is always a mouthful."