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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: ""Beats the hell outta me"" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys"

"""What would you say is your biggest flaw?"" ""i step in in people's conversations"" ""i was asking *him*"""

"What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...? A fork"

"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls."

"I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ... but then he got double crossed."

"I just became a proud dad today... My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."

"When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot"

"I tried to take photos at a strip club Everyone turned out to be over-exposed."

"Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies."