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Joke of the Day

"I was in Nigeria browsing Tinder the other day It said ""There are no available girls in your area."" (Thanks Boko Haram)"

"When u post in /r/shoot.... Its a suicide..! (Self.shoot) Ps- didnt check if it existed xD"

"""Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?!?"" ""Same thing that bag is doing in your tea."""

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State building can't jump."

"I got arrested at an airport. Apparently, airport security didn't like it when I called shotgun."

"How does the train eats ? Chew Cheww"

"What's big and black and excites Reddit admins? A censorship bar."

"A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, ""The yolk's on you!"""

"Have you seen the movie, Constipated? Of course not. It hasn't came out, yet"

"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies. ^^^^Sorry"