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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo Think it was Thierry on Wii"
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"Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America"
"If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority."
"I like my women like I like my cigars. Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One, but the light bulb has to really want to change."
"I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day But my body couldn't take the ab use"
"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"
"I won 300 million dollars in the lottery and decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. They sent me a letter saying ""thank you for your 25 cent donation""."
"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."
"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."