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Joke of the Day

"A man goes into a bakery and asks for 99 loaves of bread... ""Why not make it a 100 loaves?"" asks the baker, to which the man responds ""who the fuck eats that much bread?!""."

"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."

"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts"

"Laura Bassett must be an alcoholic... She couldn't even wait for the game to finish before she hit the bar!"

"Hi I was calling about the $300/hour part time job I read about in a sexy ad I saw on an illegal torrent site. Are you guys still hiring?"

"Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away? A: A polygon!"

"""LSD Makes Users Lose Weight"" That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear"

"Why was the airport depressed? It had a terminal illness."