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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money for a garbanzo to bean on me."

"I don't like how girls always want the guy to make the first move. Sometimes I just want to play as black."

"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"

"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"

"I'm going to donate these clothes I don't wear anymore to charity after I drive them around in the trunk of my car for eight months."

"Wife said since she got bangs she misses her eyebrows. I told her to think of her bangs as one big eyebrow. I shouldn't talk anymore."

"There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives"

"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"

"Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....))"

"What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!"