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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread."
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"Daughter steals my iPad so I left Google open on ""too many kids"" & ""making it look accidental."" Found my iPad but haven't seen her all day."
"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""
"What do you call a female deer with no eyes? Cotton eye doe"
"Confusious say, when one man fishes in another man's well... ...he is likely to catch crabs."
"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."
"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"
"I put my phone on Airplane Mode and now I can't find it..."
"What do you call a dog that doesn't have a life and hangs around the club for too long? A bitch."
"I just flushed a stink bug down the toilet along with the dump. Who's the stink bug now, Bitch?"