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Joke of the Day

"I like my men how I like my rum Smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke."

"Hey! There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt."

"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."

"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."

"YOGI: Close your eyes and breathe. ME: [angrily rolling up my mat] I was under the impression this was a picnic and you were a talking bear"

"What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped..."

"Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"

"So there's a guy at my work that cleans all of the new stock that comes off the trucks before it hits the sales floor... We call him the palette cleanser."

"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."