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Joke of the Day

"Advice to those who steal from libraries If someone gets caught stealing from a library, would they get *booked?*"

"How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 I stole this."

"A girl to her friend... ""isn't that guy hot? I am gonna ask him out"" ""he doesn't look good when he laugh"" - said the other girl ""don't worry, he won't laugh anymore"""

"What kind of bear is best? One that gets you an oscar"

"Did you hear the joke about butter? No? I guess it didn't spread then"

"So Richard Simmons is getting a sex change. Finally going to be a man..."

"We all wear masks. I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask In 3...2...1"

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"Goddammit, my parole officer says none of my RTs count towards community service. This has been a huge waste of time."

"One good thing has come from the Ebola virus The white nations might have a chance of winning a marathon next Olympics."