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Joke of the Day

"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."

"What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit? Lemonade."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"Are you ready for TheDivision's upcoming DLC? TheAddition? If not, you might like its already-existing-but-cut-for-later content TheSubstraction."

"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"

"What is a female genitals favorite slide to slide down at the playground? The fallopian tube!"

"On predisents day we honor the big US man himself: Aberham Liclon. Tall, skinny, dry, and cruncy - he was america's carrot"

"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."

"To the person who honked to get me out of my parking space faster, thank you for inspiring me to delete 3000 emails right here, right now."

"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""