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Joke of the Day

"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."

"Getting a retweet from someone with 0 followers is like being a beneficiary in a homeless person's will."

"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."

"What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath? One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole"

"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."

"How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? When your writing becomes visible."

"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"

"Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off? She was alright."

"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"

"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."