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Joke of the Day
"Why do riot police get to work early? To beat the crowd"
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"[baby takes its first steps] me in a cop outfit: not even close to a straight line buddy, you're going away for a long long time."
"I think what I despise the most about blind people is knowing they'll get rid of that dog as soon as they start to see."
"Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America"
"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"
"Morning radio DJs are just reading the Internet to old people."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"Sometimes you have to cook ur own food and jerk off in front of your girl to show her that she can be replaced."
"Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel? He said ""I wanna two sheet onna the bed""."
"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."