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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cow return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"

"Whats Black and Rhymes With Snoop Dr Dre"

"Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence? There was a full stop"

"Confucius Say Women who fly plane upside down have crack up."

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars. ...I'll see myself out."

"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."

"Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He went up on a guy."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Its a trick question... Feminists cant change shit"

"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."