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Joke of the Day

"An 8 year old just asked me why people in electric cars don't get electrocuted when it rains and now we're checking Google"

"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit."

"What makes a joke about ISIS funny? The execution"

"Billy Mays so good He once sold pain to Chuck Norris."

"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."

"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."

"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"

"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""

"Feminists who get easily triggered... need to just man up."

"What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque."